Review – Velocity Noodle (PS4)

Velocity Noodle: The Cyberpunk-Style, Futuristic Platformer You Need to Try

If you’re looking for a challenging, fast-paced platformer, you need to try Velocity Noodle. The game has a unique premise: your goal is to deliver noodles as fast as possible through creative levels filled with traps, spikes, and alternate routes that make each level feel expansive. To master this game, you’ll need to excel at running, jumping, wall riding, sliding — and most importantly, teleportation. In Velocity Noodle, you’ll access teleportation by throwing a sword into access points. This opens up blocked-off areas or hard-to-reach places. The game starts with a tutorial that breaks the fourth wall by making fun of itself. After that, it’s only uphill — or down, depending on how you look at it!

Velocity Noodle is not for the faint of heart. Precision and skill are required to land most jumps or scale most obstacles. The longer the levels, the more frustration and anger players may experience if they lose progress and have to start over from the beginning. At times, the controls may also be tricky. You may mistake the teleportation button for the sprint button, but this is a minor issue. Despite these difficulties, Velocity Noodle is a must-play for avid platform gamers and speed runners. The game has a unique style; from the futuristic level layouts to the synthwave music, everything about Velocity Noodle screams “cyberpunk.”

The music, while great at first, can become repetitive and annoying, adding to the pressure to complete levels. The game controls are relatively simple to use, but challenged gamers may find it hard to execute at times. Finally, you need to have a ton of patience and be prepared for plenty of anger and stress while playing Velocity Noodle.